"I don't mean to be insulting, but you can't dance. And you can't sing. And you can't –"
The kid with the baseball cap grins broadly, and snaps his gum. "But I'm cute. And I can jump really high!"
Cute? Well, okay, maybe. Not that that really helps, in this instance. "We already have someone for the jumping. And he can also dance, and sing, and we're *all* cute. Are you sure you wouldn't rather be with Kanjani8?"
Now the kid – Sorata – rolls his eyes and sighs a heavily put-upon sigh. "Look, bro, I'm trying to help you guys out here. This Tokyo Dome thing is a kekkai, like I said. And we got reason to believe that it's next on the list. And your little concert thingie is going to suffer a whole lot more from the entire hall being blown to bits than from me not getting this poncy hip-shaking thing right."
Kame breathes for a little while and reminds himself that Johnny has personally requested they humor this – person.
"But what I don't understand is why you can't stay off at one side of the stage," Kame says doggedly. "If these evil angel characters –"
"The Angels of Earth," Sorata supplies helpfully. And snaps his gum again.
Kame grits his teeth. "What. Ever. There's no need for you to actually be on stage. Can't you just watch from the wings, or from the auditorium?"
"Well, yeah," Sorata says, and shrugs. "But where would the fun be in that?"
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Date: 2009-01-23 10:19 pm (UTC)The kid with the baseball cap grins broadly, and snaps his gum. "But I'm cute. And I can jump really high!"
Cute? Well, okay, maybe. Not that that really helps, in this instance. "We already have someone for the jumping. And he can also dance, and sing, and we're *all* cute. Are you sure you wouldn't rather be with Kanjani8?"
Now the kid – Sorata – rolls his eyes and sighs a heavily put-upon sigh. "Look, bro, I'm trying to help you guys out here. This Tokyo Dome thing is a kekkai, like I said. And we got reason to believe that it's next on the list. And your little concert thingie is going to suffer a whole lot more from the entire hall being blown to bits than from me not getting this poncy hip-shaking thing right."
Kame breathes for a little while and reminds himself that Johnny has personally requested they humor this – person.
"But what I don't understand is why you can't stay off at one side of the stage," Kame says doggedly. "If these evil angel characters –"
"The Angels of Earth," Sorata supplies helpfully. And snaps his gum again.
Kame grits his teeth. "What. Ever. There's no need for you to actually be on stage. Can't you just watch from the wings, or from the auditorium?"
"Well, yeah," Sorata says, and shrugs. "But where would the fun be in that?"